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💫🔥 xXx_MoggingKing69_xXx 🔥💫
Age: 21
Location: Gigachad Territory
Interests: Mogging, Looksmaxxing, Gymcelling
Favorite Quote: "To mog or not to mog, that is the question. JK always mog."
🌟 THE ART OF MOGGING 🌟
MOGGING:
When you ASSERT DOMINANCE by simply EXISTING in someone's presence!
"Bro, did you see how that 6'5" sigma just walked into the room and all the NPCs instantly lost 2 points on the SMV scale? ABSOLUTE MOGFEST! 🔥🔥🔥"
- The word "mog" comes from the ancient Chadonian language meaning "to effortlessly outshine"
- Studies show being mogged increases cortisol by 420% and decreases rizz by 69%
- The average male gets mogged approximately 17.5 times per day without realizing it
👀 TYPES OF MOGGING 👀
- HEIGHT-MOGGING - when ur taller than everyone else in the room
- FRAME-MOGGING - when ur shoulders are WIDER than the doorframe!!
- JAWLINE-MOGGING - when ur jawline can cut glass
- WRIST-MOGGING - big wrists = big respect
- GYMCEL-MOGGING - when u lift more than anyone else
📈 LOOKSMAXXING PROGRESS TRACKER 📈GYMCELLING: [||||||||--------] 45%
SKIN CARE: [||||------------] 20%
MEWING: [||||||||||||||--] 80%
FRAME: [||||||----------] 30%
HAIRMAXXING: [||||||||||||----] 65%
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👑 MY TOP MOGGERS 👑
💡 DAILY LOOKSMAXXING TIP 💡
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About MOGG.ING
Established in 1998, mogg.ing is your portal to the ULTIMATE looksmaxxing experience.
Our founder, xXGigaMogger420Xx, started this site after being heightmogged at the local mall. He vowed to never be mogged again!
👑 MOGGING LEADERBOARD 👑
| NAME | HEIGHT | JAWLINE | FRAME | OVERALL MOG |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| GigaChad | 6'4" | EXTREME | DOORWAY | 10/10 |
| FrameGod69 | 6'2" | SHARP | WIDE | 9/10 |
| JawlineMogger | 5'11" | KNIFE | MEDIUM | 8/10 |
| AverageMoment | 5'9" | NORMAL | NARROW | 5/10 |
MOGGING STATISTICS:
- Average height of visitors: 5'11" (but claiming 6'2")
- Protein shakes consumed by visitors: 18,455
- Hours spent mewing: 346,921
- Number of jawline exercises performed: 2.3 million
✨ OUR LOOKSMAXXING SERVICES ✨
GYMMAXXING
Get SWOLE with our patented 25/8 gym routine. Never be framemogged again!
JAWLINE SCULPTING
Our jawline exercises will give you a face that can cut diamonds. Mew 24/7!
HEIGHT INCREASING
Add 2" to your height with our special insoles and posture training. Never be heightmogged again!
🔥 ULTIMATE MOGGING PACKAGE 🔥
Get ALL our services for the INSANE price of $399.99!
✨ Includes: ✨
- 🏋️ 12-month gym membership
- 👞 Height-increasing shoe inserts
- 🔷 Jawline exerciser
- ✨ Skin care routine
- 📚 FREE "How to Height Mog" eBook
Contact Us
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